Twikii's Trove

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

niknak79: Don’t you hate it when that happens

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:35:49 -0400

niknak79:

Don’t you hate it when that happens

pettyartist: sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: How to...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:57:08 -0400

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:29:24 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

thefrogman: ButtPoems [tumblr]

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:50:02 -0400

thefrogman:

ButtPoems [tumblr]

dendropsyche: terribullshit: oreides: roboboners: miserabilit...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:23:20 -0400

dendropsyche:

terribullshit:

oreides:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

oh my god i’m so happy rn???

i forgot about this work of art

this fucking video makes my day every time i watch it

evilhasnever: birdsbirds: starborn-vagabond: pettyartist: the...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:55:01 -0400

evilhasnever:

birdsbirds:

starborn-vagabond:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

SLOW MOTION TENNISBALL WADDLE

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC BEAST

JUST LOOK AT IT

KAJSHAKJSBHKAJBSJKS

OH MY GOD

omfg RUN FLUFFY RUN you beautiful fatty

suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zi...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:51:17 -0400

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

Tumblr Code.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:36:41 -0400

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

bestlols: FREE STEAK SALAD

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:32:10 -0400

bestlols:

FREE STEAK SALAD

tastefullyoffensive: [pocketostars]

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:24:23 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[pocketostars]

anitalife: lord-snow-of-winterfell: iamlingy: amieleighluna: ...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:20:08 -0400

anitalife:

lord-snow-of-winterfell:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

I literally spent the whole time dramatically singing in my room

"Okay, so here's why girls don't get flattered when guys comment on their bodies."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:25:30 -0400

pilgrim—soul:

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:19:34 -0400

zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:17:15 -0400

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

geometricdeathtrap: greenfeldspar: asktrickstertrolls: pugsies...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:13:04 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Do not let anyone else touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.