lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– Anonymous (via theevildead-)
galaxyset: dramatically singing kpop songs to my cat
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
andlatitude: dragonnan: andlatitude: I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen). I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but….. Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop! OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN
thordoftherings: margaretchode: emperorshatterfingers: coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing man fuck the thing #this post is so fucking real for those few sad people who do not know i give you the thing
luminescent-love: youaresogayskarth: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
organizationxiii: cynicalxme: awordnerd: I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy. Biggest plot hole in...
Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake...
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
pedonoonalovesyou: oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT My parents breed these lil fuckers. They have like 50 of them.
geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat