lilacid:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

jegelskerdannyagger:

danisnotonfire:

Dan discusses the danger of being addicted to fictional universes and how they betray you.

if you guys help me out by reblogging this i’ll look through the notes and follow a bunch of you to say thanks! :D

Everyone on tumblr is part of a fandom, so you must watch this.
This is the storie of our lives, seriously.

galaxyset:

dramatically singing kpop songs to my cat

goose2188:

Somewhere, a school janitor thought this would be cool and he was wrong…

IT’S AWESOME!

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

andlatitude:

dragonnan:

andlatitude:

I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).

I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..

Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!

OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

fuckingrecipes:

EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES MILKSHAKES, RIGHT? THIS MILKSHAKE IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HEAVEN, SO BE FUCKING PREPARED TO EAT THAT SHIT!
WHAT YOU NEED: 5-6 BANANAS, ALMOND MILK, SOY YOGURT, AND HONEY (OPTIONAL, I ONLY USED IT ONCE AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IF YOU’RE A VEGAN MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T NEED IT, IT’S STILL REALLY FUCKING GOOD).(IF YOU’RE NOT VEGAN, GREEK YOGURT IS FINE!)

I SUGGEST THE SILK BRAND ALMOND MILK, THAT SHIT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE SOFT ASS FABRIC COATING YOUR THROAT ON THE WAY DOWN.

FIRST, YOU SHOULD WRESTLE YOUR BANANAS TO A GLORIOUS MOUNTAIN TOP, OR, IF MORE CONVENIENT, TOSS THOSE BAD-BOYS IN YOUR FREEZER. I SUGGEST LEAVING THEM IN THERE OVERNIGHT, BUT AS LONG AS THEY’RE FROZEN, YOU’RE GOOD.

WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR BANANAS OUT OF THE FREEZER, THE OUTER SKIN SHOULD BE A BROWNISH COLOR. IT’S ALRIGHT, DON’T WORRY YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER, THE INSIDES ARE STILL EDIBLE. TAKE THEM OUT AND KNIFE THAT BROWN SHIT OFF, THAT, MY FRIEND, IS NOT EDIBLE.

JUDO-CHOP YOUR BANANAS UP AND THROW THEM INTO A BLENDER.

NEXT, POUR ABOUT ONE CUP OF ALMOND MILK INTO THE BLENDER, FOLLOWED BY 2 HEAPING SCOOPS OF YOGURT (AND IF YOU WANT, A SMALL AMOUNT OF HONEY. SORRY, I DON’T REMEMBER HOW MUCH, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD FOR FLAVOR LATER THOUGH, SO DON’T WORRY).

NOW, BLEND THAT SHIT TOGETHER! IT SHOULD BE PRETTY THICK AND ULTRA CREAMY, AND TASTE REALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS! WHEN YOU’RE DONE EATING IT, DON’T WORRY, YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.